In case u don't know what i am blabbering on top, Resume = rescue me!
When it is dark at night and you are dreaming of eating one double chocolate donut in one hand accompanied by a cup of honey milk tea in another. Heavenly goodness...
Sadly, life is seldom as rosy as you paint it to be...
While people say i dance alot, Mr. Soh asks
"EH, WHAT YOU DOING? CRAMPS AH???!!!"
ABCD.While i try to write resume and give him ideas, he starts to laugh macam i entertainer working in circus...Kaoz...
Well. At the end of the day it is kinda fun and crappy and spastic and laughable too...
So long~
And i am still doing resume at his house...
BAAAA
3 days without blogging, 3 days STARVED of MSN, 4 days without proper rest, 4 days of tension...2 hours of substandard answering...Kaoz...It's FINALLY OVER (for a few weeks).
...Mid semester break has come, FYP is up, design 1 is up. Hoho...It FINALLY STARTED...
真是一波未平，一波又起.
Anyway, I am Msn-ing for vengeance now. Msn- withdrawal symptoms is not to be belittled. The same goes for blogging.
That reminds me, of some spastic events...
Shakey and I was walking in the canteen today, when she proclaimed "I love you" sentimentally to who else but the adorable person who is writing this entry...Hohoho...
The guy nearby looked at us.
What? You can only say "I love you" to your kins and other half ah? Friends not humans meh? Cannot love is it? Samp-pat.
Another 2 funny events, from my little cousin, which took place on the previous sunday.
(In the room)
Cousin: "Papa, I stay at Ah ma's house today. The tomorrow...you come and fetch me home...then i go to school on tuesday..."
Papa: O.o ..."Eh, you think your papa don't need to work is it?"
Papa: "I tell you what...Why not you stay here for one week, then i help you tell Mr. Yeo (his K1 form teacher)..."
Papa: "Then you can eat fish porridge EVERYDAY..."
Cousin: (Gives a...don't make things difficult for me leh...look)
(Apparently, fish porridge is my grandma's favourite dish for my cousins and she will cook it every time they go to my grandma's house. It got so repetitive that they got sick of hearing the word "fish".)
(Going home)
Cousin: (To me) "Jie jie...why did you call 姑丈to fetch you? 姑丈 will be tired you know...."
Me: "But if papa sends me back, papa will ALSO be tired you know...."
Cousin: (Gives a "为难" look)
(Actually, my cousin just wanted to optimise time with us......)
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No mood to lame. Just got to know of this:
Life is so fragile.
My secondary 3 maths teacher passed away on Tuesday, during childbirth of her second child.
This is very hard to accept. And sad. Both physically and mentally.
Given today's technology, and a 1 in 20000 probability. And Her young age.
I can only say, Life is so unpredictable.
I feel very sorry for her husband, her 4 yr old daughter. How are they going to cope with the sudden loss?
It seems her newborn son is still in ICU.
Let us all hope for the best.
For all of us who are very caught up with deadlines, pursuing gains, we could do well to take sometime to think about the intricacies of life.
SCARY LEH!!! A ROBBERY JUST TOOK PLACE BELOW MY VOID DECK!!!
VICTIMS: MOTHER AND SON (ABOUT 5 yrs old)
I did not see the robbery taking place. What i saw was watching the mother and her young son running towards their plastic bag of bought stuff. The son was crying very loudly and the mother was helplessly saying "robbery".
The alley was dark, there was no one, only 1 to 2 passerbys. The boy was helplessly telling one passerby (in loud sobs) that he was attacked, and the robber ran "that" way.
I think he was very very traumatised.
I felt very affected. My mother asked if we should call the police. "I dunno", i said. We did not witness the robbery taking place. What type of details could we provide? Could we be more of a hinderance more than a help? SOmehow, i just felt kinda helpless and scared for the little boy at the same time. Dunno how it affected me also... Just felt traumatised by the incident...
BAAAAAAA
Thurs Biochem. Wish me luck. Thanks.
Workload is building up like stalled construction contractors again...
Yes, the next moment i know, my previous blogskin was down. Scrambled to find another one for the time being, since i have got midterm tests coming up...
.BOO.
Somehow, i have been afflicted by bouts of Aunti-nism over the past few days, on top of unusually weird problems.
Let's just start by saying that my mum had just spoken with the "warning" eye-voice combo, after i lamented about her impatience. You see, she had given Mr. Soh 1 mooncake which was frozen. Over the next 1 hour was incessent asking about how it tasted. I mean, if you mean to give people something, please do not force it down their throat. Pissed, i exclaimed over how it was possible to demand people eat immediately what she gave. Kaoz, start of brewing trouble. Before u see the last of me, i should just note it down.
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Yesterday night i had a "trying to be funny" dinner.
Me: "Uncle, mee pok,不要辣椒。米粉，不要ba chor (minced pork), 两碗都三块的"
Uncle: (Looks at me) "Mee, pok.."
Me: " 不要辣椒.."
Uncle: "米粉..."
Me: "不要ba chor..."
Then, i repeated myself (Slower speed and smiling):
Me: "mee pok,不要辣椒。米粉，不要ba chor... 两碗都三块"
Later, my order came. 米粉, PURE ba chor. DISMAY was the word.
Me: "我不要还钱了。你给。" (Passes all the money to Mr. Soh)
Me: (To Mr. Soh) "I give u all my ba chor ok...(1 sec later)...HUH...Like that i eat NOTHING leh..."
Mr. Soh: "Then change lo...I help you..."
Next came MEE KIA, with chilli. HORRIFIED. Mr. Soh had not felt well yesterday, so by right, it was to be a no chilli dinner for him. But, the uncle walked away with reluctance (to get my order changed) just as i contemplated changing his bowl instead, since he had a more valid reason.
BUT, the uncle got scolded quite badly by his boss la. Furthermore, he was a bit different from normal people perhaps, and asking him to change the second bowl would be making things worse for him ba...ABCD. Perhaps, i should have just relied on my gut feeling and waited for the boss to come before making my order. So, dinner was not so nice...with Mr. Soh and I squabbling over 2 screwed noodle orders.
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Yesterday morning was more trying...
FIRST BLOUT OF AUNTI-NISM:
I boarded 151 and sat in front of 2 aunties. Not that i minded that, but, they were talking all over the place non-stop. KNS. I was trying to sleep ok. And they talked like machine guns. In addition, they put their hand on the seat handles all the while during the journey, all the way until NUS. So it was talking at CLOSE PROMIXITY. In short, i cant stand noise, especially during rainy weathers with a lot of people. Except myself. Self-centered hor...hahhaa...
Dunno y leh, complain once in a while, wanna machine guns once in a blue moon, i am perfectly fine with that. Complain a lot, also ok. Just don't complain about the same thing OVER and OVER again, and make 100 mountains out of a molehill, or should it be an ant hill?
Sometimes i really don't understand. They scold the young for being inconsiderate, the old for nagging. Shouldnt they then be the most worldly wise? At times, i find that they are "1-D", or one-dimensional. Sometimes, they give me the feeling that, this can only be done one way, and only one way. The way to go about doing it, must be EXACTLY what they imagine. Else, you are wrong. Strange. There are 2 ways to go around a circle with the same starting point, isnt it?
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Today afternoon
SECOND BOUT OF AUNTI-NISM:
End of nice and interesting wednesday's afternoon lecture. In place of Dr. Interesting was Mrs. Incessent Noise, a pregnant mother of 2 kids...Argh...AGAIN!!! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN! AUNTI-NISM is alive and propagating, hot on my heels!
Mrs. Noise:
"You see this cup, you have 2 cups, the European cup and the American cup. They are different cups, and they are different size. One cup is bigger than the other cup, so when u see "cup", you must find out which cup they are talking about, whether they are referring to the European cup or the American cup, before you know their sizes, because the cups are different...yada yada...(after 4 minutes of going round in circles)....so there are 2 cups, the European cup, or the American cup ok..."
And 1 slide later...
Mrs. Noise: "Ya and so like i said, there are 2 cups, the European cup and the American cup..."
...Wat de...macam i attending cooking lessons in Community Centre...
And she can spend 15 minutes on this slide (Without substance):
"Diet - What does it mean?
- usual food and drink of a person or animal.
- a regular selection of foods, as for medical reasons or cosmetic weight loss.
Why should we consume a healthy diet?
- Promote health
- Reduce risk of major chronic disease
- *(in order to achieve this, one should also increase physical acitivity)"
I don't know why i so buay tahan. Ha~
Maybe, maybe, empty vessels make the most noise. Get my meaning?
"You drive me crazy...i just cant say..."
Needless to say, going by the length of my entry, i am probably one of those empty vessels and on my way to auntie-hood. Wait a minute,
Aunties are OKAY. Aunti-nism is NOT!
I have so many things to say today! Was thinking about it while on the bus~
While i is supposed to be studying, i am blogging. Well...the first test is up next tues...
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Apparently, i woke up this morning thinking it was
SUNDAY. If i didn't remember wrongly, i woke up last tues thinking it was
FRIDAY...Whoot~
First of all,
姥姥came back to lab (from China)...then, the noise level in the lab was
10x the normal intensity (when i am already very noisy)!!! So, we both spectulated that we would get booted out of the lab in no time to come =)
And i discovered
"变态杀手" today! Muwahahahahahahaha!!!
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Then in the afternoon, jie jie and i went to Central forum (we were both
too free) to get free ice-cream and free green tea. Hoho...mei nu jie jie was v generous, she gave me her ice-cream and i passed her my green tea, though she would have preferred the former...Dun i sound kiddy? Hohoho...
Signed up for some email push, which means, you check ur emails on your hp through an application instead of the usual GPRS. The person tempted me by saying that the email push was
FOC...and there would be a PAIR of
FREE movie tix...And it is a
win-win situation. He gets his commission, i get my "ping-pong" themed movie (PUI). Kinda reminds me of the time my cousin tried to exchange her receipt for a
FREE (INDIAN) movie...HOHOHO!!!
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In the evening, i watched the
Rat Chef, i wun mind watching it again, i find the storyline v well developed, much better than the crappy funny movies i have watched so far, so much so, at the end of the movie, some people started clapping! I was tempted to...but...guess i have not reached that level,
YET.
Afterwhich, Dad picked me up from the bus stop since it was quite late. As he walked, he suddenly said
"我很冷leh...特别是我的屁股."
And as he entered the lift, he posed and stuck out his backside. There it was! A can of JJ BRAND APPLE JUICE, chilled, freshly out of the vending machine, stuffed into his backside pocket!
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So as people say, some "attributes" run in the genes. In this case it is the lameness. Where people say "a chip of the old brick", it is clearly a " big big chip" for my case...
You know why i say forever friday?
Because i am going back to school on saturday and most probably sunday.
"Monday...Tuesday...Wednesday...Thursday...Friday...
Friday...Friday...Monday...."
32 more minutes to go, AT LEAST, before i can wrap up, at least officially. But, i am at the mercy of my enzymes...SO...If they refuse to cooperate with me...I can only wait...long long...
Apparently the blessings i asked for in my previous entry did not come. I have been waking up at 8 plus, when i should be reaching school by then...booz...
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This week, bus drivers have not been kind to me...
I usually take 2 buses to school, and for 4 days of this week, it always happen, when i reach my second bus-stop, i see my second bus just moving off...Either it is fated, or i am suay, or both. If it is both, then i should be
UBER SUAY.
My only wish is for the following bus to be full of yandaos...so that i may pass time "faster". Unfortunately, that is not to be the case. So i guess, the best way out, is still to sleep my way to school.
Yupz...and 15 minutes more to go..PLEASE...Let me see something!
Waking up at 6 a.m. is no joke, especially for someone who can sleep at the staircase of the lab even after arriving at 9.45 am in school. Tomorrow, or today, is another 6 a.m. day.
I must have burnt my brain to be blogging now.
I have just checked my email and i realised that school is no longer using HYSYS ver. 3.2. BOO..............They are going to switch to the new version. BUT don't they realise? Antiques are valuable...Just like a good old friend, so does a good old programme...ARGHHH...MY POOR HYSYS VER. 3.2...
Everytime i use HYSYS, everyone will hear a lot of "bamg bamg bamg", for i keeping banging my head against the table. Great job, for keeping my head on the move...
Lecture was good today, cuz it was LAME. 45 minutes into lesson, i was ALMOST dozing off. He must have caught me doing that, with my lecture notes on my lap, head bowed low.
Lecturer: "Is it descending or ascending?" (Looks at me with grinning eyes)
Me: "Huh?"
Lecturer: "Are the ??? (i havent figured out) descending or ascending?"
Me: "Descending" (After stealing a look on the projection screen)
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Lecturer: "Flour (He pronounced it like flower)...What type of flour do they use?..."
(Looks at me)
Lecturer: "No, not red roses..."flour" (flower)...
Me: (Smiles and tilts my head at him)
Lectures on wed afternoon are kinda enjoyable. Entertaining and rather relaxed and sleep inducing (cuz being sleepy is inherent in me. Not the lecturer's fault)Whoo hoo~
And then there's FYP tomorrow (today). I am going to wake up at 6 A.M.. I need lots of blessing. Thanks in advance.
This afternoon, Shakey asked if i had updated my blog.
"No"...
Because i am still trying to douse the raring fire burning behind me ^_^
Coincidentally or un-coincidentally, today's lab "Talk Crap Session" (TCS - U know, the C could have been something more "apt". But for the sake of my cousin(s), i shall protect their eyes.) Ya, as i was saying, the TCS was about:
"Getting Hitched; and Unhitched - Without any Stitch"
...Before stepping into the graveyard (of marriage).
XX: “你们要打扮打扮，这样才可以吸引到系里的男生吗。”
Me: “不要啦。她(Shakey)是 SPG 喔”
XX: “什麽是SPG ???"
Me: “就是Sarong Party Girls lo...那种每次跟老外搭善的。”
XX: “噢！原来是这样。那没老外，先试试老中(Ah Tiongs)也行。”
(Me and Shakey gives a 冒冷汗 look)
XX: “要先打扮，老了就不能打扮了。”
XX: “中学有中学的男朋友，高中有高中的男朋友，大学就大学的男友，结婚有结婚的对象。。当然，不是叫你一脚踏两船，就是一阶段有个别的男友。。”
(Haha...I think she really more havoc then me!
所谓：一脚踏过很多船！)
But then again, I think I rather be focused on one Mr. Soh. Though like that experience will decline exponentially (compared to XX), but, like that less 乱i think...hohoho...
And later the night, i had some disagreements with Mr. Soh, on blogs. HOW LAME...Hahahahhaa...My fault, for not saying things properly or maybe...going round in circles? Anyway, ain't that what girls are good at?
Hohoho...
By impulse, i am reminded of this song:
Sometimes When We Touch by Rod Steward...
You ask me if I love you
And I choke on my reply
I(')d rather hurt you honestly
Than mislead you with a lie
And who am I to judge you
In what you say or do
Im only just beginning
To see the real you
And sometimes when we touch
The honesty(')s too much
And I have to close my eyes and hide
I want to hold you till I die
Till we both break down and cry
I want to hold you
till the fear in me subsides (*)
Romance and all its strategy
Leaves me battling with my pride
But through all the insecurity
Some tenderness survives
I(')m just another writer
Still trapped within my truth
A hesitant prize fighter
Still trapped within my youth
(*)
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Fortunately or unfortunately, the reminder ends after the line "Still trapped within my youth"...Maybe the rest of the song not nice, that's why no impression.
Oh ya, back to this afternoon:
人本来就思想复杂，相识容易相知难，再叫我跳跳草裙舞，怕吃不下，消化不良
...Lalala
And finally, whether we have many 对象or not, who can guarantee a blissful and live happily ever after eventually?
Baby...i feel like drinking "lang gao zhui" now...Can we drink it at Dily's tomorrow? =)
