Hmm...was just wondering what i should do 1 yr from now, since i would have graduated by then.
A few of my friends suggested living off Mr. Soh. Well, if that is the case, then i should just change my name to Soh-Ng Tai Tai. But i do not qualify for it.
Last week's 6 million ToTo winner is not me.
I do not have the wealthy look. (I look more innocent!!)
I don't know how to play mahjong.
So most probably, that's out.
Recently, NUS mass emailed the year 3s (that's my year) and 2s on some sponsorship programme intended for water fabrication industry. There is a monthly allowance of 1k per month (from year 3 to year 4) should u get accepted into the programme. This comes with a bond of 1 year.
Sounds good?
U wish.
Let's get the fact(s) right:
A High turnover rate. Which is probably why the bond is 1 year, NOT 10 decades.
High stress level . Well, wan money, must work doubly. I don't wanna check in to IMH so sooooooooooon.
Screwed up bio-clock/ Unrythmic body clock. Imagine, 4 days a week, 3 days a week. You take turns for 12 hour shift work. 1 week morning shift, 1 week night shift.
Am i ready for it?
I seriously doubt so. Because i still wanna pak tor (go steady steady) when i am working (Maybe that's a lame reason...). Work- life balance.
"Without money, you are 大便.
But you don't need to work like a 大便 to get that extra monies.
Mother Nature warns: If you don't 大便, you WILL cease to exist."
Moral of the story: Money is not everything. Shitting is.
I am a petite girl with small ambitions. I will contend with a simple life :)
And so the story goes...no Micro-electronics, which also means No petroleum, No Process engineer, No bla bla...I am not doing my course justice...
Great... What do i Want? ...Beats me...
On a sidenote, I read on the papers that Professional Beggars can earn up to $300 in a few hours. How lucrative.
Well, for now, i can only take a few steps at a time. But i will have to quicken my pace soon >.<
Labels: career
Goodness knows why. My posting frequencies seems like a periodic function. Sometimes there are peaks, sometimes i don't post for eons...
Just like today, my shee dao tao told me "so many posts ah"
As usual, i write for the feel of it.
Hm...Mr. Soh drove past Tuas once. Though industrial, that part of Tuas seems rather peaceful and rural...How can my handy phone camera miss dat? Hahaha...
Can you see that island..i wonder wat that is. Near Tuas de...
Yuppie! I din expect to see such sights at Tuas...
Maybe next time i can try walking there...
for some moment of tranquility,
in exchange for charcoal-ed skin...
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My NeW Dao Tao
Yupz! Here's presenting to u my new ASSKA DAO TAO (Mistress).
As u can see, her name has been modified, to protect her from others.
Basically, she is like a satellite, so i cannot disclose her true self.
But as we are official, i can't dun give her any 名分.
Yupz, and so here it is: My dao taos -
No. 1 Joanna
No. 2.5 Xiao Hong
No. ??? Shee Shee (Haven't decide yet)
No. 49.9 Ling-a-ling
No. 50.1 ASSKA (I thank god that i got u!! WAHA)
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Rite, enuf of craps.
No, 1 last one perhaps.
Presenting to u..............................
~Shrek the VOYQI~
(Voyqi is the nick for my sista)
Yupz. She is wearing the McDonald's hairband.
Looks kinda cute i think.
So do get one if u happen to dine there. (@ $2 each)
All proceeds go to charity =)
Well, just as i my father was half asleep while he parked his van (an hour ago) he recounted this incident:
As he unloaded his goods this afternoon, he saw his van door WIDE OPEN and someone rammaging through his properties. It took him quite a while to confirm that the vehicle was indeed
HIS. ZzZz...
Startled, he confronted this unexpected
guest.
令伯 (My lao peh): OEI! 你在我车做什莫!?!
Absurd thief (A.T.): (Jolted out of his act, drops one shoe he was carrying under his armpit onto the car flooring)
令伯: 你拿什莫?! 小心我报警捉你!
A.T.: 还给你啦...(casually) (Dunno what he took)
A.T.: 又不是什莫大事情..zzz... (Gets down the car and walks away)
So as the A.T walked for sometime, he realised he was left with only a shoe under his armpit. Angrily, he threw it onto the ground.
My lao pei concluded:
This thief is 神经病.
er...Well, we have all kinds of people in this world. I am just glad that my most eventful encounter is with 2 clowns. Phew!
心灵恢恢。
近来，情绪总是起伏不定。
是时间放开了吗？
还是继续尝试？
我累了。
我真的累了。
Yupz, as the post suggests, i am writing as nonsense comes into contact with my tiny brain cell.
Lazy to blog sia. Viruses going around of late. Kenna the slackerinaeria infection. It is very RARE de. Sometimes Asska gets that also. But her one more jialat. Need to be quarantined. (MC QUEEN!)
At home, i watch e 9 p.m. show on channel 8, Mars vs. Venus. Full of crap but very hilarious. Could it be reflective of problems couples face? Usually will watch a fashion related drama serial, which ended yesterday.
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Went Airport to fetch
美人陈
(er, what my mum calls herself).
Well, this took place on...18th May.
Her plane was scheduled to land at 9.22 pm.
We reached the airport at 9.15 pm.
Kudos to ourselves =)
Heng never reach too early. Wanna see why?
Tata!
Reach Sooo late.
But nevermind, my sis n I decided not to waste time during our wait.
So, u see a typical sign at our very famous Changi Airport
I decided to see the languages this welcome sign will appear. And here it goes...
7 languages in all ^^
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Then, me and my sis, being 自恋, decided to take snapshots of ourselves.
(Actually is i persuade her to take one...hahaha)
怎样？长得像吗？
Here's another:
This is something i stitched together :)
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So when the plane finally landed...We were still waiting...and waiting...Staring at the departure gate...
FROM 没有人...
TO 一点人...
UNTIL 很多人...
...还是不见ah母的踪影...
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FINALLY...你终于出来了！
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But there's another surprise: Her luggage.
人小鬼大
Just HOW did she MANAGE that ALONE?
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No photos after this, but to wrap up, we went home as a happy family, and she took 2 days to unpack everything. WIN!
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I happened to see this view while i was going to the toilet recently. So i decided to hold on, and get my hands on this picture of my "home-side"
Looks tranquil enough? That's a facade. Actually, i was attracted by the evening sky. Unfortunately, i did not manage to capture its veracity.
.SAD.
And NO. The camera did not follow me to the toilet.
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To sum up, here's another picture of me...
And THIS shall be my PROFILE PIC! Wahahaha!
成绩放板（一科而已）
不理想
其实，大不了
但想想，
有些人对此哭天苍地
成绩却顶夸夸
滋味不好受（haha）
Haiz~ 只为了一张纸文平
又何苦。
酸甜苦辣
样样具备
又是嫉妒，又是高兴
又是生气，又是安慰
IMH不见不散
zzz
这就叫做
苦中作乐 :)
Disclaimer:
并无怪罪之心,只是心里有所感想。
请莫误会。
Gosh...Looking at my last entry, i am amazed at my lengthy entry! OMG!!! I actually WROTE that...hahaha..
And this is one of the Backdated enteries...It is relatively late now, so my intention is to start it first so that i STOP procrastinating!!
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The last time i started this entry was on 30th April. Gosh, my inertia is SO high...
Ok, i painstakingly saved these sms-es since 1 month ago...Well wishes from my friends! Hee...can see different traits in ppe!
From...obvious rite =)Mr. Soh "Happy birthday dear! Got surprise? I waiting for 12 b4 i go and slp... ...(trancated)"
Aunt "Big b "happy birthday to you" how you celebration your birthday?"
The animated:Edm "Boo! Wah! Omg! Someone's birthday! Have fun! Zzz sleepy... Goodnite! Zzz..."
Sista "O.o cows bd todae (act surprised) sing: happi bd to u~ happi bd to u~~ happi bd to moo moo~~~ happi bd to U! =D
Felix "Happy birthday and happy easter! Just reach home... So tired... Traffic was a nightmare... Got stop by the malaysian traffic police too... Zz.. Going to bathe first."
The retards:Huat Ji "Hey zijia gao happy 22nd birthday to you ah! hope you stay as spastic and siao as ever"
Kockkernadden "Yo happy bday"
The Pig "Happy bird day!"
My mistresses!Sok "Happy birthday zijia!!"Xiao Li "Happy birthday. My dearest friend. Have a great day. :)"
Sheena "Oops happy bdae jia jia! Hope u enjoy today!"
The most 有心奖!!Yi Wei "Hey girl! It's your birthday today again! Haha. Enjoy man... I finally realising that we are all getting old. Must enjoy life now k! Haha. May you stay pretty and to have all your wishes and dreams come true. Haha!"
FrankensteinJerry "Appy birthday! 22 岁了!"
Another 有心friendXiao Hong (guy) "Ops! I nearly forgot today is 8. Haha! Sori too bz. Hope its not too late.. Happy birthday yah! ;)"
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Yupz! Haha...Next up: My pressies!!
Yummy yum yum!
From IA frens~
Now u see it...
Now u dun!...
Burp...
Something smaller, from Saint Anna Cake shop..(from
Mr. Soh)小巧林龙+ 好吃！
From
Mr Soh's sisters:
This Levi t-shirt...WHICH, UNFORTUNATELY, kenna color from other clothes...courtesy of my mum :(
Chocolate, which i havent tried it yet...O.o
And...a key chain lip gloss!
Mr. Soh gave me a Esprit Jacket for my present, but i couldnt take a nice pic for it...:(
But it's ok, we had my birthday dinner at this place:
Ichiban Boshi @ Esplanade
(I think the ambience is the best amongst all the Ichiban Boshi outlets i have been to...But...The sashimi there is too dry...And the place is sufficiently cold (north pole), for ppe who are intolerant of hotness, that is a cool place!)
From
my sis:
The
strap of this
Guess watch, which was a
present from sim last year. NIAO RITE?!? I ask her help me repair, she say 顺便help me change my watch strap, and it 顺便became my birthday present...THANKS AH =.=
From
Joanna, Yiling (my dao tao..In hokkien for mistresses)..and Edm, my animated fren =D
Yupz yuppie yup. Ang baos from sim's mother (Auntie AW) and my uncle :)
Yippe...And this sorta wraps up my birthday entry...(So what was it tt took me so long for this entry?...zzz....)
Seriously, I ought to be grateful to have my friends and family, and i am
really, really, REALLY thankful for it :)
This is freaking irritating.
Just to call to book ONE buffet DINNER, wasting 6 calls is NOT ENUF.
Now, why did this happen? CUZ SOMEONE ENDED MY CALL WHILE THE PERSON RANG ME THE FIRST TIME THEY ASKED TO GET BACK TO ME. Someone to whom i say, pls tell me when my phone rings. FREAK. In the end, i had to call back 4 more times. AND no response.
On my 4th attempt, i told them "I am calling for the 4th time." So what they do? Play stupid automated voicemails, make me listen to it over n over again. WHY? CUZ I THINK THEY DUN HAVE THE COURTESY TO TAKE DOWN MY NUMBER TO GET BACK TO ME. SO MUCH FOR A 5(-1) STAR Hotel. PATHETIC.
ORCHARD HOTEL SUCKS.
Seh. Just to right some common confusion. People always think that My dear Mr. Soh is a CoW O.o
Oops. Cuz i put "my dear cow" as the website doesn't mean he is my DEAR (COW) right?
Actually, i m referring to myself, cuz i am a VaiNpOt...
The Cow And I simply means = Me and I...
Mind u, they are different from a sociologist Point of view)
hohoho~
The ONLY TWO similarities that Mr. Soh has to a cow are:
1. He WORKS like one. (I think i m a disgrace to the cow community)
2. He always 对牛弹琴. Yea, and the COW in question is me.
(In english, the 4 worded chinese is not vulgarity. Means that you talk to someone who always catch NO ball to whatever u say)
Oh ya, see the title of the entry? He is a PIG (with BIG NOSTRILS).
Maybe i just LOVE guys (- s) with BIG nostrils...Hohoho~
(Just In case u are wondering, the cat with alluring eyes is ME!!)
Well, they can sure be cute also...
My my...doesnt the nostrils look
big and
adorable?
Not to forgot the classic hunks who normally have BIG nostrils...woohoo~
Er...that having said (glurp), Mr. Soh is still the best one around...Waha...
On second tots, he does look like a cow: (Big Nostrils)
SO maybe, he can still qualify as a COW. Let me think about it...
Damn. I just created an entry on NOSTRILS.
Somebody save me.
Labels: Nostrils
Yes! Finally, my backdate!!! Whee Haaaaaaaa~
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B4 this, let me just grumble about something. Last week, Miss YoYo told me our IA report was due in 2 WEEKS time. So i tot is next week la. As a result, i forgo fun at seletar, do n do n do my report (YES, i m KIASU.)...Den today the Kock-ker-nadden laugh at me say 7th week report i trying to get in done by 5th week...Seh...
WA LAU! WHO ASK ME DIN CHECK?!? @)(*@$)(*)($@..If i know still got 3 weeks, i will wait until next week den do ma! Pia macam ants on hot pot *)@(*()@$
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Actually ah, i was supposed to write on my birthday before this. BUT those 2 clowns...make me BUAY TAHAN.
See them talk:
KOCKKErNADDEN (kock): I always see her (referring to me) when i go past BuangKok Green (that is where IMH is based. IMH = Institute of Mental Health)
Joker Feng (Joker): Oh ya ya...每次看到她在窗口丢石头(combined with spastic actions)...(English: See her stand by the window throwing stones)...
WIN LIAO LO(Not that i sit there let them suan...but...they really tempting me to make fun of them O.o) Not my fault ok~ Buwahahahahahahaha. Oh dear...there goes my birthday entry, once again...Hopefully, it wun come out when i am 23...(duh)
Anything, dun look at me! Yuan li gave the go-ahead. Is Yuan the KOCK-KER-Nadden OK!
Alright. This is a
CLOWN:
Dun believe? See again:
Convinced?
This is how a Kockkernadden looks like:
Q:Why do they make the Best Clown Team?
A: They are simply Clowns. Just like people need to eat, shit and sleep. On top on that, they cant seem to get enuf of calling me Siao Zha Bor, and childish.
I think they just cannot accept the fact that they have just landed on Earth.
That's not all. See what the Kock does at work, during lunch:
Where people put used tissues into their plates, he puts
COINS. Ahem...Someone is too rich.
Now tell me, who is more Childish??
Then, he pretends to use tissue to clean hands to cover his backside...
Sehzzzz...
Dun look at people like dat, you give this kinda face also no use...
See, like that not called Kockkernadden is called what?
Alright, i guess that's all for the moment. Tmr Kock not going back to office. Heng. Fri i will think of something. Grrr...My birthday post MUST COME SOON! GARAAAA
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