Let's talk about addiction. The good old chinese saying has it all "吃喝嫖赌", 假如你样样精通, good luck to you.
Backside cui told me she was addicted to reading blogs. O.o EH???
I am addicted to a food and sleep. But i am also fickle minded. My list of favourite food can stay for very long, after which, they will become my most phobic food. Hohoho... Donuts and honey milk tea was once an addiction. Yong Tau Fu is still my beloved =).
I enjoy being mischevious to get the various constipated look out of people, especially people who try to hard to act serious. Come on, life does not extend infinitely. Does it hurt to give that spastic smile or whacky facial expression once in a while? Well, at the end of the day, i wonder it that's an addictive behaviour, or simply some psychotic personality disorder?
Geeks enjoy having their eyes glued to what an average person considers to be dull.
Singaporeans are famous for being overly obdient.
Can one get hooked to something simply by doing it repeatedly? Or is addiction controlled psychologically? Ai ya, i am doing what people call slippery slope. I shall just stop here. The sleepy bugs have probably infested my brain, which is not that properly utilized to even begin with. So long~
What does my title mean? Difficult to be a nice guy lo...
Just take recently for example. I promised my aunt that i would bring her to orchard on friday...But then, i forgot that the career fair (it was the last day) was on friday too! Argh...so stupid! In the end, wanted to rush down straight from school once the career fair was over. But then ah..too many booths..In the end, 4PM and i was still in school! Argh..den my aunt called. Then it turned out, i had to fly her aeroplane. Felt kinda bad...because, i could not keep to my promise. BUT, i am having retribution. 3 days after, she is still lamenting about the incident...serves me right eh? =.=
Right, time for some childhood memories :D
Yesterday, cousin yao and cui came to my grandma's place. As i was looking at my display picture on my msn and talking to jerry, I suddenly realized that my little yao is no longer a little baby boy. He is now a bit bigger, and more worldly wise, though there remains a boy-ish streak in him.
You know, the "You don't let me jump from the table...I shall do it behind your eyes! Heehee!" kinda kiddy mischief?
Hohoho...Which kinda reminded my naughty tricks when i was his age...
Having watched "十万个为什么", a cartoon that explains everyday sightings, i was very interested in trying out the concept of "air resistence" by pretending to be a parachutist. =)
My grandma's room was perfect for that.
This was to be my perfect plan:
0. Pretend to be good.
1. Set up my props as the image (Umbrella + mattress)
2. Hide from my grandma. (By lying low on the jump point)
3. Strike the metal while it is hot!!
Wheeeeeee haaa!!! Those were the days....
Which reminds me, backside cui seems much better behaved in contrast. So well behaved, quiet and cute! Heehee..if only i had those pictures! BRRRR..shall dig them all out!
I don't know how to describe that phenomenum. Some people call it retail therapy. Whatever.
Went to borders today.
AND BOUGHT 4 BOOKS for $46 using my borders gift card!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHHA
Cashier: "Dog lovers?"
Mr. Soh: "Ya.."
Cashier: "I have a shih tzu- terrier"
O.o...
JUST IMAGINE:
(shih Tzu)..........................................(Silky Terrier, Australian)
+ 
=
Shih Tzu Terrier
????????????O.o??????????????
(Source: wiki pedia for silky terrier; Jeremia for shih tzu)
Mr Soh: "How old is ur dog?"
Cashier: "about 10 yrs...Recently, it fell sick..It had heart disease..."
Cashier: "I guess dogs are like humans huh...hur hur"
O.o O.o...
Too bad there were customers behind. If not I would have had a "fruitful talk" with Mr. Cashier.
75% of our books were on dogs... It always feels nervous to shop and buy something...Whether is ur money, or vouchers...The thought of having something NEW and EXCITING doubles the enthrallment =)
The books were:
"Marley & Me"
A story between a couple and their Labordor Retriver. Comedy novel.
One part of the novel was describing on Marley's (the dog)
escapade from the couple's car while on the way to be neutered.
The female owner managed to catch its tail,
but ended up in a sparstic and funny position,
making quite a spectacle on a busy street.
"Curious Incident of the Dog in..." (I don't know what comes after that cuz my book is deposited in the Soh's safe.
A story of a dog's murder case from a mentally handicapped person's
point of view.
NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER OK!!!
(Don't play play..)
"Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds"
Costs only $11.95! And contained quite a lot of information!
"Simple Genius" (Just like me..Hohohoho)
Haven't read it, so don't know what it is about. A thriller though :D
明天，就是情人节了。
您，是否佳人有约？
为另一半准备了温馨的一餐？
或是非一般的礼物？
情人节也称谓友谊节。
与朋友度过那特别的一晚，
何不为快？
没有朋友，
也可以与家人互相祝贺。
“新年快乐！
情人节快乐！
天天happy...HUAT AH!!!"
我。。就比较可怜，
有情人又有功课。
情人节就与可恶的讲师度过了。
然后再面对朝笑着自己的功课。
情人也满心功课。
只好先搬进冷宫。
。。。
要是有一盒可爱的甜甜圈，
世界会变得更美好。
多美好阿。。。
How times flies. 2 days of CNY and I am back on earth. Reality bites...Yiks!
Cousin yao, age 6 was playing
I put my leg on your leg with Mr. Soh one day.
Mr. Soh: "Eh yw, wat is this?"
yw: "This is my leg"..
Mr. Soh: "What's your leg's name?"
yw: "This one, is right leg...this is left leg..."
Mr. Soh: "So what's the name of your right leg??"
yw: "MY leg..."
Mr. Soh: "But your legs should also have a name, just as you are called yw. So, what's the name of your leg??"
.
.
.
(After 5 mins)
Cousin yao, exasperated, walks to me to tell me a
SECRET.
(whispers into my ear)"SHIN CHAN KOR KOR IS CRAZY""SHHH...CANNOT TELL HIM I SAID THAT.."hohohohohohoho...
